Mama. You and I need to have a little talk. I know you spend many (many!) moments cleaning after my messes. So I thought I’d assess your work. Um. Do you see that smudge of sweet potato on the chair?
Yes, that one. I think you may have missed a spot. It’s little, but it’s right in my line of vision since I’m so small.
Sheesh. And there’s some missed crumbs on the table too.
So how about I make you a deal. I’ll try to get all my food picked up and cleaned up for you. Even that sticky stuff from a week ago right here….
But when I’m done, may I watch a sesame street? Just one song? Just the “belly breathe” song? Yes?
Oh thank you mama. I like that deal. Oh, and I may want one more cracker to go with my water. It’s so much work cleaning up.